46 Days of Vegetarianism: BBQ Pomegranate Tofu

Posted on February 25th, 2009, by Elizabeth Williams

BBQ Pom Tofu

As an experiment of sorts, one of my 101 things to do in 1001 days (goals I set and began to work on this year instead of a resolution – with a due date of September 2011) was, in one year, to celebrate the major religious holidays of the world’s three main religions: Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. First up was Lent, and the tradition of giving up something you really like for 40 days (46, technically –- the Catholics who’ve counted the days between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday realize there are more than 40 days in lent and believe Sundays do not count. Others haven’t counted.) There was even a terrible movie that many people may or may not remember, 40 Days and 40 Nights, starring Josh Hartnet about a guy who gives up sex for that period of time.

What did I give up for Lent?

Meat.

Mostly as an excuse to plow through the recipes in Vegan with a Vengeance, but also because I thought that perhaps giving up meat would help with my weight loss. Because honestly, between you and me, I’m a kinda chubby girl, mostly due to eating a lot of crap — especially sweets. Writing this blog is half to keep up with recipes so I don’t lose them, but half is also to force me to give up the student’s diet of pizza, ramen, pizza, microwave meals that I’ve been following. If I have to blog my cooking, then I have to actually cook, and if I actually have to cook — and show a large audience what I’m cooking — I’m less likely to just throw a frozen bag meal in a pan for 30 minutes.

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Nom-able: Calling In Sick Edition

Posted on February 25th, 2009, by Elizabeth Williams

It’s rare, the days when I actually feel so terrible, so under-the-weather, that I do not go into work. Rarer still, however, are the days when I feel so terrible that I can’t be bothered doing anything other than curling up with some tea or coffee and sleeping most of the day away.

The last three days, have been worse, the kind of days where just sitting in a training for my day job has left me feeling so drained, I slept through most of the night. Monday night, David was forced to call for pizza, because I physically couldn’t move myself from bed or lift my head up. Yesterday, we made the journey to our nearest IHOP for Pancake Tuesday and enjoyed free pancakes, but then immediately returned home for sleep. Tonight is my third night of feeling too tired to move, much less to venture to make Green Thai Curry, which was my plan for the evening. Even after David pressed the tofu, I still couldn’t bring myself to do anything with it that would require effort, let alone digging out the food processor.

The thing about learning to cook–and by learning, I mean by buying quite a few cookbooks and just diving into them head first–is that you eventually figure out what goes with what, and how to throw items into a pot and come up with a satisfying meal. Since I was ill, I wanted something light but spicy, to ungunk the sinuses, something with fiber so I would feel full, but nothing heavy. And because it’s Ash Wednesday (and because I gave up animal products for Lent…more about that tomorrow) it needed to be free of meat.

Luckily, during my college years, I stocked up quite the collection of ramen, and managed to stumble out into the kitchen to the stove. Without setting myself on fire in my half-dizzy, half-delirious state of flu, was able to start the pot of water boiling. But just water plus flavoring plus noodles wasn’t going to do it for me tonight. So I ditched a cup of water and replaced it with a cup of veggie stock. To this, I added about a clove of minced garlic, a teaspoon of ginger paste, a tablespoon-ish of soy sauce, and a head of broccoli, which I pulled apart rather than chopped, as I’m feeling so crappy, chopping anything would have probably resulted in a few missing digits.

I brought all of this slowly to a boil, then threw in the noodles. Three minutes later, I poured the broth, noodles, and broccoli into a bowl and topped it with some asian chili sauce.

Quick, easy, and animal-free, plus it hit the spot. And it was all whipped up without a recipe.

The secret, my dears, is that I’ve been working on quite the number of Asian recipes recently. And when you’ve made enough of any one type of food, you start to learn what goes with what. Like my mother-in-law and her spag bol, which she rarely refers to in the cookbook any more, you start to learn through repetition what ingredients go with what to make the flavors you’re craving. This, of course, can be dangerous — you can get into a rut of making the same old thing the same old way by making the same old recipe over and over again — but if you learn to rely on gut instincts instead of recipes, the results can be a pleasant surprise right when you need them.

And by the way, within twenty minutes of eating tonight, my stomach felt a hundred times better, so feel free to steal my vegan cold and flu remedy whenever you need it.

Yorkshire Puddings

Posted on February 22nd, 2009, by Elizabeth Williams

One of the things I miss about England is Sunday dinner. My mother-in-law, though she doesn’t exactly enjoy cooking, is quite the chef on Sunday nights. With the sort of talent and tricks usually reserved for illusionists, she can roast a whole chicken, cook up roasted potatoes, whisk up some gravy, and put all of this plus various vegetables and yorkshire puddings on the table at the same time–everything set up still warm and ready to go.

Of course, it helps that much of the dinner comes from the freezer section of the supermarket.

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Apple Pie-Crumb Cake Muffins

Posted on February 21st, 2009, by Elizabeth Williams

apple pie-crumb cake muffins
There are few things in this world that I’m guaranteed to do on any sort of regular basis. I have no set day to do the laundry, though I try to get it done on Saturdays, nor to buy groceries, though this too tends to fall on Saturday. In that sense, I’m completely unreliable, except in one area: Sunday morning muffin baking. You see, I never make breakfast on weekdays; I’m something of a bed bug and will have to be kicked, pulled, and otherwise pried from between the sheets on any given day in which I have to go to work. By the third time I’ve hit snooze, I’ll have ten more minutes of sleep, followed by just enough time to frantically run into the bathroom to shower, to the bedroom to dress, to the kitchen for coffee, and finally out the door.

As such, I usually experience a significant sugar crash midday, and have tried to figure out ways to make sure I get breakfast into my angry but sleepy morning body, and muffins — whipped together on Sunday and then pre-bagged in Ziplock baggies for a grab-and-go breakfast throughout the week — are the perfect thing to fill my morning void.

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Book Review: Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World

Posted on February 19th, 2009, by Elizabeth Williams

This may be surprising to some of you, but apparently they now allow omnivores to eat vegan food with out a license or registration or visits from PETA–a fact that was incredibly relieved to discover when I purchased this book with nary a stop nor request for papers. Indeed I, the vegetarian who flirts with meat eating like an abusive boyfriend I can’t be rid of, was free and clear to buy this book and cook recipes from it to my little heart’s content.

You see, I’m an omnivore with vegan tendencies — which is to say when I’m trying to cut costs, I’ll do a week or two without eggs, butter, milk. One pound of cage-free, grass-fed, organic chicken is $8; one pound of tofu is $2.99; butter is $4 a pound, margarine is $2.79. You do the math. And sometimes, when I’m broke or simple have run out of animal lactate or chicken menses to put in my distended gut, I want to have cupcakes.

OH, the joy of cupcakes! So small, so delightful, so full of awesome, goodness, and win wrapped in a teeny, tiny package! But alas, without animals, I will have no sweet treat tonight! Right?

That is where you’re sadly mistaken, my friends. For, you see, vegans have been making cupcakes without animal input for quite some time! And now, they’re letting us have their secret without converting from our barbaric ways! No, we do not have to buy soy yogurt (though some recipes call for it) or some weird, crusty, goopy, crunchy weirdness to have cupcake batter we can eat without fear of salmonella! Oh no, and I tell you this with all truthiness and sincerity I can muster — these cupcakes are NORMAL. They use normal ingredients like shortening, sugar, flour, oil, and margarine — and come on, what dieter doesn’t have margarine in the fridge and isn’t also DYING for some cupcakey goodness, I ask you?

So the secret is out: cupcakes that are animal free, cruelty free (well, except for when you grate your knuckles zesting limes, which I just did) and delicious. And the best part is, you do not — repeat DO NOT — have to be vegan to enjoy them. Yes, omnis among us, you CAN buy this book! No one will stop you! And if it is that slippery slope, that gateway into vegetarianism or…further still you slide…veganism, then animals and your wallet will thank you oh so much!

But not your stomach–put aside any notion of the thin, fainting vegan; I’ve gained ten pounds from this book alone, I swear. Of course, the house being filled with cupcakes every day for the last few months while I worked my way through the book from cover to cover probably didn’t help my waistline either.